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Let īs start a new game to push away spams !



maryse pey�
France

Let īs start a new game to push away spams !
 
Let īs try a new game to push away these awful and invading spams.
 
I give you some sentences and you add yours to make a funny poem, why not ?
 
Once upon a time there were friends
Looking for hilarious games.
They invented the Word Of The Day Contest
Just to let them find crazy daffynitions.
And the Picture Caption Contest
Just to make funny captions to read.
 
This community loves playing with words
....
 
 
Your turn now to invent the following verses !
 
Hugs.
 
Maryse.

21 Jul 2016      





redcamarocruiser
United States

This community loves playing with words.
All are creative, some are nerds.
but all agree that spam is for the birds. 
so this is my verse to purge the spam turds. 

Edit:

Very funny clip (below), Lynne! Thanks for sharing!

21 Jul 2016     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

My Dad used to slice spam and deep fry it. It wa � lovely. 
Spam, luvverly spam! Remember this old clip? 

22 Jul 2016     



Jayho
Australia

We had it like that too. It was popular in the 70s.
 
Yes, remember that memorable song clearly.
 
Now for my poetic contribution:
 
 
 

Spam? Who said Spam?

Is that Spam I am?

No, no, it𠏋 Sam I am

and I ain㦙 like ye old Spam!

 

Luvverly spam????

Go away Spam!

Nick off Spam!

Be banned, Spam

Said Sam I am!

 

This is a nice site

and we don㦙 bite.

But we𠑥l be mean

to keep it clean.

 

So go away Spam

and don㦙 come back

or we𠑥l go 𪃡ham�

and maybe 𪃡hack�!

 

Depart, Spam!

Stay away, Spam!

Be banned, Spam

Said Sam I am!

 
 
Cheers
 
Jayho
 
 

22 Jul 2016     



Manuhk
Hong Kong

Continuing the "poem" 

I always wanted to write poems well, 
However, my rhymes never rang anyone īs bell. 
Thus I thought I might try something else, 
It didn īt work either, I hope no-one tells.

 .... 
 I hope someone will continue...

23 Jul 2016     



kwsp
United States

Here īs a little ditty
I wrote when I was a kiddy:
 
There once was a dog named Skip
Who liked to eat chocolate chips.
He īd sit in the grass
And only with class,
He īd drink his lemonade in sips. 

23 Jul 2016