Amazing Seafood

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Amazing Seafood

Spagman63

Amazing Seafood

Hey, guys! I imagine most of you are following the World Cup. I am sad because all four of my picks are gone. :( HOWEVER, I found a funny story which made me have a brighter outlook. Have a gander at this article. It is really amazing. VIVE ESPA�A!

9 Jul 2010

Lina Ladybird

*LOL* That�s exactly what I meant when I wrote THIS in another thread just a few minutes ago:

�The Spanish fear that some disappointed football fans might kill, fry and eat him, so they have offered to grant him asylum...�

Spain�s defeat of Germany in the semifinals prompted some Germans to wonder about how he would taste grilled. Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero fretted about the safety of �El Pulpo Paul,� as he�s known in Spain, and offered Paul protection.

�I am concerned about the octopus,� Zapatero said. �I�m thinking about sending in a team to protect the octopus, because obviously it was very spectacular that he should get Spain�s victory right from there.�

In response to hundreds of angry e-mails from disappointed Germans, the aquarium actually did take extra precautions, Porwoll said.

�I even told our guards and people at the entrance to keep a close look at possible for football fans coming after Paul for revenge,� he said. He added, however, that the number of love declarations and requests for predictions outweighed the hate mail.

9 Jul 2010

manonski (f)

I wonder if the octopus could pick lottery numbers for me...

9 Jul 2010

lovemykids

I would ask him if I will get rid of my mother-in-law soon...

9 Jul 2010

Lina Ladybird

And what happens when you dislike his answer, because he tells you that your mother-in-law has 20 more years to live?? *lol*

9 Jul 2010

lovemykids

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! ...I WOULD REPLY: YOU WOULD LIKE TO LIVE LONGER, WOULDN �T YOU DEAR OCTOPUS?????? I WOULD ASK HIM TO RECONSIDER HIS ANSWER LOL!

9 Jul 2010

stexstme

�Tomorrow, there will be ... weather.�

( Mother-in-law just pmed me : Not very pleased!

)

9 Jul 2010

lovemykids

TELL HER SHE IS A NECESSARY EVIL! HEHE... I LOVE MY FAMILY, THEY LOVE HER AND THAT �S WHY I ACCEPT HER TOO...

---THE THING IS SHE DOESN �T ACCEPT ME... I NEED THERAPY!

...OR THE OCTOPUS HELP! LOL

9 Jul 2010

stexstme

�Mother-in-law, thou shall accept Lovemykids! Or, .... you �ll be gunned! �
Octo the Fortune teller! ( Seen what happened to the soccer teams, hmmm ??? Wanna try ???!!)

9 Jul 2010

lovemykids

YOU ARE SOOOOOO FUNNY !!!

10 Jul 2010

mceciamor

I wonder ... Can the "octoporacle" survive after the World Cup?

10 Jul 2010