Scorthoparthenism
Although, in linguistics, change is inevitable, (except from a canteen vending machine), this word is unusual. It retains its original form.
Virtually every student at Glasgow University of Art and Political Orthodoxy, (GUAPO), is a ïŋ―Scotïŋ―, which when pronounced with the local Glaswegian accent, becomes ïŋ―Sc-or-tïŋ―.
The rest is self-evident.
Whenever a student (SCORT) skips (HOP) the boring Art (ART) lessons, and then (THEN) switches to Communism (ISM), it is called "Scort-hop-art-then-ism".
ïŋ―THE ACTION OF JUMPING OUT OF THE FRYING PAN, INTO THE FIREïŋ―.
I am of Scottish origin and I would not wish to belittle Scottish academic ability.
(As a point of clarification, the opposite of ïŋ―belittleïŋ― is not ïŋ―bebigïŋ―).
At Melrose Academy of Fiscal Intervention and Art (MAFIA), one gifted student achieved a Double Honours Degree, in Art and Mathematics.
He is now an expert at ïŋ―Painting by Numbersïŋ―.
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