A. �Can you mention 3 fish whose names begin with a �K� and end with a �K�?"
B. �1, �Killer Shark�. 2, �King-Size Haddock�. 3, �Kilmarnock�."
A. �Kilmarnock isn�t a fish!�
B. �Yes it is! It�s a place!� (PLAICE = The name of a fish)
This erudite request was last posed in the British Parliament, at �Prime Minister�s Question Time�, but was ruled �Out of Order�, for fear of contravening the European Fisheries Rules, by infringing the Human Rights of fish!
But this debilitating debate drives direct to �KILFUDDOCH�.
Kilfuddoch is a tiny island, (�islandette� as the French say), situated in East Strathclyde Laird�s Parish, Bonny Scotland. It is unusual, because it is the only island in Europe entirely surrounded by pasture-land.
ESLP is known to all academics as, �Easel-pee�. It has this soubriquet because, on the island, there is an animal, a very small weasel, the �easel�, which has constant bladder problems!
How do I know all this? Because my mother was born in Kilfuddoch and I am her proud descendant and therefore a Member of ESLP.
Les
