An old woman!

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An old woman!

Redbull

An old woman!

an old woman says to her hubby over the breakfast table "my nipples are as hot today as they were 50 years ago".............. her hubby replies they sure are one of them is in your coffee the other is in your porridge.............you silly old moo!!

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS YOU KNOW

3 Dec 2010

elderberrywine

naughty bully, you �ll get into trouble over this

3 Dec 2010

el_profe55

Bad, bad Bull!

3 Dec 2010

blunderbuster

You sure you �re not German? An example of German humor (Wikipedia)

Fritzchen and his grandma walk along the pavement. Fritzchen finds a 10 Pfennig coin, but his grandma intervenes: "No, don �t pick up anything lying on the ground!" Soon afterwards Fritzchen finds a 10 Mark note, but again his grandma says "No, don �t pick up anything lying on the ground!" Soon there is a banana lying on the pavement, grandma steps on it and slips over. "Help me, Fritzchen!", she cries, but Fritzchen says: "No, don �t pick up anything lying on the ground!"

3 Dec 2010

Redbull

3 Dec 2010

Stellam

Do yourself a favour and give up that beverage of yours... You �re bound for trouble

3 Dec 2010

edrodmedina

Too bad it didn �t happen in Mc Donalds. She could have sued.

3 Dec 2010