Reindeer Jokes
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? "Horn"-aments! |
How can Santa �s sleigh possibly fly through the air? You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! |
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She?d go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one! |
Why is Prancer always wet? Because he?s a "rain"-deer! |
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him! |
Which of Santa �s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph! |
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can �t hear you! |
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will "sleigh" you! |
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-"deer"! |
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy? "Elk"-a-seltzer! |
How do you get into Donner �s house? You ring the "deer"-bell! |
What �s red and white and gives presents to gazelles? Santelope! |
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down! |
Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was "elf"-taught! |
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road? Because he was tied to a chicken! |
Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snowsuits! |