TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn �t have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
TEACHER: Didn �t you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn �t I promise to punish you if you didn �t?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don �t expect you
to keep yours.
HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn �t do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn �t do my homework.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: I hope I didn �t see you looking at Don �s paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn �t either.
MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR: Because of absence.
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
TEACHER: Well, at least there �s one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What �s that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn �t be cheating.
