Beating everyone to the punch

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Beating everyone to the punch

edrodmedina

Beating everyone to the punch

I thought I �d beat everyone to the punch so here goes:

Why can �t I upload my ws?

Why has my ws been reported?

Someone has stolen my ws and reposted it.

Where can I get free clipart?

Is the clipart with the funny swirls on it and someone´s name written across it in my ws legal?

Can I use someone elses ws and change it and post it?

Do these jeans make my butt look big?

There don �t seem to be enough pictures of cats on the internet. Does anyone know why?

Does my breath smell funny?

I have 30 teenaged students with raging hormones. Would anyone like to be their penpals?

I need to turn in a 30 page report on the effects of solar eclipses on the learning of English as a second language by tomorrow. Can you help?

Why did my girlfriend leave me??

If a chicken and half lays an egg and a half in an hour and a half, how long does it take to cross the English Channel?

I posted 20 work sheets 10 minutes ago. Where are my points????

Is you is or is you ain´t my lover?

Manon will be visiting Mariannina in Italy this summer. Would anyone like to visit Manon´s house in Canada with me and some of my "boys" while she´s visiting Mariannina?

30 Jun 2011

maryse pey�

How is it that Ed is complaining for the 1st time ?

Why doesn �t he give all the answers to our computing problems ?

Why is he so often on ESL whereas the other colleagues are ill ?

Why is he on holiday while the computers are on strike ?

30 Jun 2011

ellakass

Now we feel the end of the year!(we are on vacation from today!) Hice vacation to you all!

30 Jun 2011

customer

Great Ed...!!

By the way... I HAVE "A DOUBT"... And I must admit I �ve given my contribution, now and then...

30 Jun 2011

dorkas

I �m really sad.:( I love making ppts, but I �m so angry when I realise that I can �t upload it because of the size limit. Can anybody do something with that?

30 Jun 2011

zailda

Why can �t I upload my ws in pdf format?

I downloaded the same ws 3 times and 3 of my points are missing... what can I do?

I need a ws on present simple. Can you suggest ONLY ONE??

How can I change my avatar?

I �ve just registered here and... (bla-bla-bla) but I �m unable to download your great contributions. Why?

What �s a "watermarked" clipart?

Why was my ws reported?

Can I upload a scanned page from a wonderful English book?

What software do you use to prepare those wonderful wss?

Where can I find pictures of flags (or dogs, or anything else...)?

Why do you keep unfairly reporting my copies... oops... worksheets?

Who can I contact to solve a problem I found in this site?

What �s the site �s owner �s email address?

How can I contact the webmaster?

What does ESL stand for?

Why do you say my shopping list is not an ESL resource?

What �s the difference between present simple and present continuous (I swear I AM an English teacher...)?

How do u speel umcorfforttable?

You cann help I correcting my students �s gramar and speled errs? I not knowing whhy they has too many...

i am a english teacher by brasil and wants knowing if anyone wanted talking with me between skype improved my english skillls.

30 Jun 2011

libertybelle

This should be the first message on the board each day!!
FUNNY! (and oh so true!) LOL

30 Jun 2011

Mariethe House

And the winner of WOD is Ed
And the winner of Caption one zillion is *drum rolls* Edrodmedina
And the one who can say anything a bit daring without being punched in the nose on ESL is ED!!
Thank you Sir! How do you do it? Smile