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punctuation saves lives



MarionG
Netherlands

punctuation saves lives
 

1 Oct 2011      





maryse pey�
France

�we love granny ! � the cannibal said.  Maryse

1 Oct 2011     



manonski (f)
Canada

Hilarious. Let �s save grandmas and teach punctuation!

1 Oct 2011     



libertybelle
United States

The wolf ate grandma in Little Red Riding Hood.  Wonder if he misread the text without punctuation marks!! LOL

1 Oct 2011     



Friedfam
Israel

That �s priceless!

1 Oct 2011     



andalous
Morocco

funny really! I �ve got another one:
who can punctuate this correctly: "a woman without her man is nothing"
 

1 Oct 2011     



Elenie
Greece

Who needs commas when dinner is served?

1 Oct 2011     



GIOVANNI
Canada

Very funny, here is another one.

1 Oct 2011     



ueslteacher
Ukraine

Here �s another one: �Refrain not to kill King Edward is right.�
If the point is placed after the first word, the sentence reads, �Not to kill the king is right;� but if after the second word, the direction becomes, �Refrain not; to kill the king is right.�
Sophia

1 Oct 2011     



teresapr
Portugal

Another:

In Russia a period once actually saved a man �s life. The czar had condemned the man to death and sent this note to the jailer, who had been instructed to wait for orders: " PARDON IMPOSSIBLE. TO BE EXECUTED." The czarina, who felt sympathetic toward the prisoner, intercepted the note and changed the punctuation as follows: "PARDON. IMPOSSIBLE TO BE EXECUTED." The jailer there upon released the prisoner, who escaped from the country before the Czar discovered what had happened.

Teresa

1 Oct 2011     



mariec
Spain

a women, without her, man is nothing!!!

1 Oct 2011     

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