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Just had to share this with you guys.



dennismychina
China

Just had to share this with you guys.
 

My Wish for You in 2009

 

 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and

may happiness slap you across the face andmay your tears be tears of joy.

May the problems you had forget your home address!

In simple words . .

May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!

 

3 Jan 2009      





Damielle
Argentina

It�s great, dennis!!  I have saved it.

3 Jan 2009     



cheezels
New Zealand

Great! I have never heard it put like this before :-)

For some reason when I read it I think of the song Ironic my Alanis Morrisette... the song is like the opposite version of the poem!

3 Jan 2009