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WORD OF THE DAY WINNER



lurdesilva
Portugal

WORD OF THE DAY WINNER
 
Hi there!
 
First of all, thank you for your entries. As I �m new at this, it was difficult for me to choose a word as it was to choose a winner. But the game has to go on and so here �s my decision. The winner is...
 
LES DOUGLAS. Congratulations!
 



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILE
GYNOTIKOL is a Medical Preparation which prevents the male body from wanting to --- you know! --- with females of the opposite sex.
A HOBO (OBO) is a man who travels on a Railway Train without a Ticket.
MASSOPHILE is a MASS of FILES on Computer, which was prepared by the Dutch Professor I. Van Akssent. This programme guides the hobo through the financial process of applying to the Medical Authorities for a Free GYNOTIKOL Tablet which will make him celibate for 67 years, or alternatively, of applying for a Free RAILWAY TICKET which will last him 3 days, (and costs $100).
A third alternative is to get a 25� ticket on a bus, meet a nice girl, and marry her.
 
Now according to the International House of Logorrhea - online dictionary of weird and unsusual words - a GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILE is one who nibbles on women �s earlobes.
 
Dear Les, now it �s up to you to choose a new word.

12 Jan 2013