Why is the goat there not me?
There are a few reasons why he took his goat pet for a ride instead of a female companion:
1) It doesn �t wear a ton of stinky parfume
2) It doesn �t talk too much and doesn �t complain
3)It �s tamed and obedient
4)It doesn �t want to stop and shop all the time
5)It becomes a tasty roast when he gets hungry.
Why don �t you add some more funny reasons ?
(As for number 5), I didn�t mean to offend anybody,It �s just a joke. I am a vegetarian.)