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Teachers needed for Mars



EstherLee76
Peru

Teachers needed for Mars
 

Hi Everyone,

 

Did you hear the news? A delegation has just arrived from Mars and to assist with communication levels, they are looking for English teachers urgently. I heard it’s good pay although teachers who accept the job will be incommunicado for a long time since mobile phone service does not yet reach Mars.

 

If you are interested you can contact wwww.aprilfools.com.

 

Cheers,

Esther

1 Apr 2017      





valodra
France

I heard these aliens were speaking French....
French mobiles don �t work - anyway ....
 I �d be glad to help !!! for translation....
Val 

1 Apr 2017     



spinney
United Kingdom

I have a smattering of Klingon but I don �t know Martian. What language is the interview in?

1 Apr 2017     



MoodyMoody
United States

I think I know someone who �d be interested:
 
 

1 Apr 2017     



maryse pey�
France

Personal message for Spinney :
 
You - stop - are - stop - waited - stop - for - stop - immediate - stop - job - stop - as - stop - the - stop - universal - stop - translator - stop - for - stop - Martians - stop - on - stop - Mercury - stop !
 
The - stop - expected - stop - language - stop - is - stop - FISH (First Interview Special Hope)...
 
URGENT... URGENT... URGENT...
 

1 Apr 2017     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

Now, if it was teachers needed for Mars bars, I �d be the first to volunteer.
 

1 Apr 2017     



maryse pey�
France

1st question Lynne : do you accept to taste the FROZEN part ot the planet BAR ?

1 Apr 2017     



valodra
France

I think the FROZEN part of planet BAR is....a great idea !!! ;-)))

For you to know, I have just ( well, on Friday at school...) signed a petition against...WATER. Pfffffff!!! ( my Science colleagues are kinda playful....;-)
The pupils came up to the staff room & asked us to sign a petition against  Dihydrogen Monoxide.... ( = How gullible are we ??? ) ( Errr ...It�s ...WATER. :-(((
You know what ? I signed it!!! Pffff! I hate all these pesticides.............!:-)))
Have a great weekend!
Val
.....Mind you, French people never use water : they do not wash, nor drink water ( ...). On second thoughts, I was right to sign, no????
:D

1 Apr 2017     



MoodyMoody
United States

She �d be disappointed if there were a ban on dihydrogen dioxide.

 
(from "Peroxide Blonde in a Hopped-Up Model Ford", Brian Setzer and the Nashvillains.) 

1 Apr 2017