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yanogator
United States

Giorgi,
Your sausage joke brought to mind a sausage restaurant here in Cincinnati. It is called The Wurst Bar in the Square.
 
There used to be a hair salon in Columbus, Ohio, called Curl Up And Dye.
 
Bruce 

24 Jul 2017     



Gi2gi
Georgia

Bruce, that was absolutely hilarious!
 
This sign is probably somewhere near the Curl Up and Dye salon :))
 
 
 
 

24 Jul 2017     



karagozian
France

And what about the teacher who had to wear sun glasses because Her students were so bright

24 Jul 2017     



maryse pey�
France

And did you know that Bridget Stone loves stone bridges ?

24 Jul 2017     



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

Did you know that Whoopi Goldberg and Peter Cushing were once engaged?
 
But, she called it off, because she didn �t want to be referred to as "Whoopi Cushion." 

24 Jul 2017     



yanogator
United States

Yes, Karagozian, I was one of those students. That �s why my mother called me Sonny (sunny).
 
 
Bruce 

24 Jul 2017     



Antonio Oliver
Spain

Ha, ha, Gi2gi, you made me lugh...
 
Prince: Father, where is mother?
King: She �s waving her hair   
Prince: Why, can �t we afford a flag?? 
 

24 Jul 2017     



FrauSue
France

I went to the zoo but there was only one animal there: a small, sad-looking white dog in a cage.
It was a shitzu.  

25 Jul 2017     



Gi2gi
Georgia

A guy with a lizard on his shoulder enters a pub. The bartender asks him what the lizard�s name is.
- "Tiny", the guy replies.
- "Why is that?", asks the bartender.
"Because he �s minute!"
P.S.

lizard  Stern Smile

25 Jul 2017     



Antonio Oliver
Spain

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist �s Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

25 Jul 2017     

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