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THE JOYS OF TEACHING
Then Jesus took his disciples
up the mountain, and gathering them around him, he taught them saying:
Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven;
Blessed are the meek;
Blessed are they that mourn;
Blessed are the merciful;
Blessed are they that thirst
for justice;
Blessed are you when you
suffer;
Be glad and rejoyce, for your
reward is great in heaven.
Then Simon and Peter said:
"Are we supposed to learn this?"
And Andrew said: "Do we
have to write this down?"
And Philip said: "I don �t
have any paper."
And John said: "The other
disciples didn �t have to learn this."
And Thomas started doing his
maths for the next period.
And Bartholomew said: "Do
we have to hand this in?"
And James said: "Will we
have a test on this?"
And Mark said: "Is that
gonna be marked?"
And Matthew, leaving the
mountain unauthorized, said: "May I go to the toilet?"
Then one of the Pharises who
was present asked to see Jesus �s lesson plan and inquired of Jesus: "Where
is your anticipatory set and your objectives in the cognitive domain?"