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why teachers go crazy?





miss noor
Palestine

Smile
THANKSSSSSS

20 May 2009     



Spagman63
Hong Kong

A teacher has been teaching multiplication to the class by using singing.  One boy gets up and sings: "Hmmm, one times two is two. Two times two is four. Four times four is sixteen." Then a girl gets up and sings: "Hmmm, one times three is three. Two times three is six.  Three times three is nine."   After they finish a little boy gets up and sings: "Hmmmm.   Hmmmm.  Hmmmmm."  Suddenly the teacher stops him and says, "Tommy, why are you just humming?"  Tommy says, "I forgot the words."

20 May 2009     



miss noor
Palestine

This joke happend with me
 
A student :  Do u work in another place ?
I: No. Like where ?
A student : In a hospital. I saw a doctor looks like u.
I : A teacher and a doctor at the same time !!!!!!!!!!!!! How does it come.
 
: )))))
Smile

20 May 2009     



alex1968
Greece

This is one of my favourite "school" jokes.
 
The little boy comes home from school.
 
Mother: "What did you learn at school today, Jimmy?"
Jimmy:   "I learnt how to write."
Mother: "What did you learn to write."
Jimmy:   " I dunno... I haven �t learnt how to read yet!"

20 May 2009     

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