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Message board > How the world works lately...
How the world works lately...
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gilorit
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How the world works lately...
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This is cool and true!
You will like it as I did.
Orit
How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.
If your neighbour crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my
Old wrinkled butt is parked
In front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates.
And have a great day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12 Aug 2009
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mariannina
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How right you are gilorit, but... I think positive, I think positive, I think positive,
I think positive, I think positive........
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12 Aug 2009
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JudyHalevi
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Great, wonderful. very funny.
Isn �t human nature wonderul.
Judy |
12 Aug 2009
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serene
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Great! Very funny! 
Thanks Orit! |
12 Aug 2009
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