I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Old electricians never die, they just get discharged.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He �s all right now.

A prisoner �s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

A bicycle can �t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I �ll show you A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.