AGROOF
Hello, Marion,
Because of all the language queries on the Forum recently, I�ve been working diligently on my new book: �How to Speak English KORREKT!�
My book contains EVERY ONE of the 157,898 Rules for the KORREKT spelling, pronunciation, and grammar of English, (including the Rule: The plural of �mouse� is �mice�, but the plural of �spouse� is not �spice�.)
You must always carry this three-volume work in your pocket!
With the KORREKT use of �commas� and �ands�, you will be able to discover, in only a few weeks, the KORREKT way to converse by telephone, in English, with a widowed uncle from Bolivia, who has one leg, called Pedro.
Using this book KORREKT, you will probably be able to discover the name of his other leg!
But I digress! I saw this message from isabelle99.
PS. Sorry About my "A", I �ve got A bug with my computer, it �s not A new stylish wAy of writing like teens. First I wAs very Agroof About it now I �m getting used to it!
I rushed to send her an e-mail to say: �Sorry�, because �A� is the second-most-used vowel in English, after �E�. Her e-mails might become unreadable!
However, I think that I have caught a virus from her computer, b&caus& Comma instantly Comma &v&ry word that contain&d an �&� in my &-mail b&cam& an amp&rsand Comma lik& this Comma �&�. Mor&ov&r Comma &v&ry tim& that I us&d a comma Comma lik& this � Comma� it b&cam& th& word �comma� Comma lik& this Comma �Comma�.
Th&s& mistak&s ar& r&ally making m& v&x&d Comma displ&as&d Comma and &xasp&rat&d. I am Comma not m&r&ly in a t&mp&r Comma I am in a s&&thing rag& Comma whol&h&art&dly bor&d Comma r&s&ntful Comma and tir&d of th& whol& s&ns&l&ss s&tup! It�s b&ginning to driv& m& round th& b&nd.
I�ll hav& to tak& my l&av&.
Ch&&rio!
B& s&&ing you!
L&s
AGROOF Only this password works. AGROOF s&cur&s fr&&dom from s&v&r& Comma int&ns& Comma &xtr&m& Comma comput&r int&rf&r&nc&.
