A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived.  "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her.  Then, when we �re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."

A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.  Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.  The children started discussing the dog �s duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one child.

"No," said another. "He �s just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."