Thank you, Ed, for choosing me as the Winner of WOW!
 
Are you ready, Members, for, �WOW�--- the �Word of the Weekend�?
 
What does the expression: �Heads or Tails� mean?
Who would you use it?
Where?
When?
Why?
How?
 
Moreover, what does: �I can�t make Head nor Tail of it!� mean?
What are they talking about?  �Head�?  �Tail?�
 
Yes!  I am aware that all native English Speakers understand the expression. I also know that everyone who has the English �IDIOM� qualification ---�International Diploma for Interpreting Obscure Meanings� --- can give us the correct definition in under 3 nanoseconds.
 
But we don�t want the correct definition!
 
Didactics demands droll,daft, dopey descriptions.
We need zany resolutions which zealously ooze whiz.  We desire zillions of dozy, crazy, snazzy, bizarre, king-size, quizzical, razzmatazz resolutions. So, there isn�t time to snooze, doze, or zizz!
 
If you include inane, idiotic, or infantile illustrations --- fantabuloso!  
 
When the Winner is announced, you will discover the meanings of these phrases.
 
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All the Best!
 
Les