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Doctor, doctor...
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ldthemagicman
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"Doctor, Doctor. My husband thinks that he �s a Duck".
"Well bring him to see me".
"I can �t. He �s flown South for the Winter". |
9 Mar 2012
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ldthemagicman
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"Doctor, Doctor. I have Wind. Can you give me something for it?"
"Do you want a Kite?" |
9 Mar 2012
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libertybelle
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To be honest - that joke about feeling like a pack of cards doesn �t really make sense and it �s not very funny. (am I grumpy??)
If it were an expression of speech, like some of the other examples, here, it would be funny - but it �s not.
What does a pack of cards feel like?
I sure as heck don �t know!!
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9 Mar 2012
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ueslteacher
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A house of cards would be more appropriate, right, Liberty? Sophia |
9 Mar 2012
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Redbull
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(am I grumpy??)
Answer yes................I LOVE ALL OF THESE JOKES!
redbull gives you wings you know . |
9 Mar 2012
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cunliffe
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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
Well, let �s hope you come up trumps! (I made this one up myself!!!) |
9 Mar 2012
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Jayho
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Ooooh, pun fun! - I have to jump on the bandwagon here �cos I love Doctor Doctor jokes and the play on words
Doctor, Doctor
I think I�m a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Oh, since I was a kitten I guess!
Ha ha cunliffe
I�m not as clever as you - I got mine from a joke page
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9 Mar 2012
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ldthemagicman
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"Doctor, Doctor. I think I �m a Dog".
"Lie on the Couch and I �ll examine you".
"I �m not allowed up on the Furniture". |
9 Mar 2012
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mariec
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"Doctor,Doctor. Eveyone ignores me."
"Next, please! |
9 Mar 2012
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ldthemagicman
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�Doctor, Doctor. My husband thinks that he�s a Satellite Dish!�
�Don�t worry � we can cure him!�
�I don�t want him cured � I just want him adjusted to get Sky Channel.� |
9 Mar 2012
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