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Grammar and Linguistics > Linguistic joke
Linguistic joke
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ueslteacher
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@Alex: Ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! Thanks for this one! Sophia |
9 Mar 2012
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GAZA_CHILD
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9. |
9 Mar 2012
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GAZA_CHILD
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Alex to postman:any mail for me today? Postman:there �s a female for you, |
9 Mar 2012
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GAZA_CHILD
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Alex to postman:any mail for me today? Postman:there �s a female for you, |
9 Mar 2012
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GAZA_CHILD
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Alex to postman:any mail for me today? Postman:there �s a female for you, |
9 Mar 2012
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colibrita
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Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, but the barman says, "We don �t serve string here."
So the second one tries and is turned away in the same way.
The third piece of string lies down on the ground, rolls around, gets
itself all frayed and tangled up, then goes and orders a beer.
The barman, by now exasperated, demands, "Look, are you a piece of string?"
And the string replies, "No, I�m a frayed knot."
Source: http://videoweb.nie.edu.sg/phonetic/phonetics/jokes.htm
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9 Mar 2012
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almaz
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Like it, Colibrita. Here �s another one from the linguistic memepool:
I used this a lot last Christmas. |
9 Mar 2012
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colibrita
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A man walks into a psychiatrist�s office wearing only shorts made of
plastic wrap. The shrink says, �Well, I can clearly see you�re nuts"
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9 Mar 2012
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Nicola5052
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife out of the window?
Tequila!!
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9 Mar 2012
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ueslteacher
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HA-HA! You, people, rock! I feel special when I get a joke in English not many people get Russian jokes when they are translated, so it �s really awesome to be able to get the foreign sense of humourSophia |
9 Mar 2012
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