A JOKE

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A JOKE

ldthemagicman

A JOKE

While we are waiting for the Caption Competition to appear, this will help to pass the time:

A man in an open-necked shirt tries to enter a Night-Club, accompanied by a German, a Russian, a Zambian, a Japanese, and an American.

The doorman says: "I�m sorry! You are not allowed to come in without a Thai".

The man thinks for a moment, goes back to his car, opens it and removes a set of Jump Cables, (which are used for recharging a flat battery on a stationary car).

He returns to the Night Club, wearing the Jump Cables around his neck, like a tie.

The doorman looks at him, nods, and says:

"OK. You can come in! But DON�T START ANYTHING".

Les

21 Aug 2012

Greek Professor

...funny

Nice one...

21 Aug 2012

anitarobi

Love it!

21 Aug 2012

ueslteacher

21 Aug 2012

dagn

21 Aug 2012

ascincoquinas

Hi Everybody!

Thanks for the joke Les! :)))))

@ Dear eslprintable members;

Just want to say that I sent a PM to the winner of the CAPTION CONTEST yesterday and also posted the message on the forum. Maybe our colleague is too busy ... So meanwhile if you believe I should choose someone else please give me some feedback.

Thanks for understanding. Greetings from Sunny and hot Portugal.

ascincoquinas

21 Aug 2012

MoodyMoody