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Message board > Joke Time!
Joke Time!
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Greek Professor
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TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so!
TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It�s not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !
TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil :Mice
TEACHER : Good, now what�s the plural of baby ?
Pupil : Twins ! |
27 Jan 2009
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meuge
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I loved these jokes!!! It is nice to see that the mood of the site is so positive today!!!! |
27 Jan 2009
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A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him:
"Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?"
Young Bobby replied "The same number of times I�ve seen a duck holding an umbrella."
Lesson:Never underestimate kids  |
27 Jan 2009
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Olindalima ( F )
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Teacher: I see you missed your first day of school.
Kid: Yes, sir, but I didn�t miss it that much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I�m paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: What!?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Now the following are waiting your answers; it is a kind of competition, it is our Teachers� Championship.
Enjoy, I am off to work, two classes and a meeting. See you later, alligator.
How is the best way to double your money?
What does a wall say to the other wall?
Which is the fastest, cold or heat?
Can you name two days of the week that start with "t".?
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27 Jan 2009
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Hey Olinda,
For question 2;Is the answer;" Meet you at the corner.." |
27 Jan 2009
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moravc
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To Olinda and others...  - Super truper jokes...
Which is the fastest, cold or heat?
....... Heat; you can catch a cold!
Can you name two days of the week that start with "t".?
........ Today and Tomorrow.
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27 Jan 2009
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Damielle
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And what is the answer to the first? |
28 Jan 2009
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alien boy
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Well, if I wanted to �double� my money in a hurry... I�d get any notes/bills I have & fold them over... otherwise known as �doubling�!
cheers!
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28 Jan 2009
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