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Inner peace
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Peter Hardy
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Inner peace
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Hi Guys & Gals, I thought this was too funny to let it slip of the forum so quickly. (My answer to Sonn �s farewell.) As we are all stressed at times, we can all do with some inner peace, so here it is again: A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start.
Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I ´d started & hadn ´t finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys ,a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss.
An telum u luvum. Cehers, Ptere |
5 Feb 2015
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Jayho
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Hilarious Peter
Is this your next verse?
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the heck are you I think.
I�m not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I�m just a little slort of sheep,
I�m not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don�t know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
�Cause I got all day sober to tomorrow up.
Cheers
Jayho |
5 Feb 2015
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tancredo
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You are not only very diligent teachers but you are also the funniest ones. Now, I �ll see if I have any unfinished bottle. Maybe I �ll be invaded by some of your wit! Have a nice day |
5 Feb 2015
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Jayho
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Tancredo, alas I can�t take credit for mine. I found it here and changed two words
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5 Feb 2015
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Gi2gi
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tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz HeHeHe, I �d been wonderin, who �d be eatin mine choclutz... found da culprit now, BEWARE ov da ORK revenge!
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5 Feb 2015
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cunliffe
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I never opened a bottle that I couldn �t finish. On good days, I share! How nice to be under the affluence of incohol;-)) Come back, Sonn! Don �t be like that! Cheers Peter. |
5 Feb 2015
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Gi2gi
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Peter, is that you on the right?  |
5 Feb 2015
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chuppacricri
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Excellent, thank you for making me laugh tonight. I came back home quite stressed after work, so thank you again. I don �t like alcohol but chocolate BEWARE !! |
5 Feb 2015
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