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Teachers needed for Mars
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EstherLee76
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Teachers needed for Mars
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Hi Everyone, Did you hear the news? A delegation has just arrived from Mars and to assist with communication levels, they are looking for English teachers urgently. I heard it’s good pay although teachers who accept the job will be incommunicado for a long time since mobile phone service does not yet reach Mars. If you are interested you can contact wwww.aprilfools.com. Cheers, Esther |
1 Apr 2017
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valodra
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I heard these aliens were speaking French.... French mobiles don �t work - anyway .... I �d be glad to help !!! for translation.... Val |
1 Apr 2017
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spinney
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I have a smattering of Klingon but I don �t know Martian. What language is the interview in? |
1 Apr 2017
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MoodyMoody
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I think I know someone who �d be interested: |
1 Apr 2017
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maryse pey�
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Personal message for Spinney :
You - stop - are - stop - waited - stop - for - stop - immediate - stop - job - stop - as - stop - the - stop - universal - stop - translator - stop - for - stop - Martians - stop - on - stop - Mercury - stop !
The - stop - expected - stop - language - stop - is - stop - FISH (First Interview Special Hope)...
URGENT... URGENT... URGENT...
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1 Apr 2017
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cunliffe
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Now, if it was teachers needed for Mars bars, I �d be the first to volunteer. |
1 Apr 2017
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maryse pey�
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1st question Lynne : do you accept to taste the FROZEN part ot the planet BAR ? |
1 Apr 2017
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valodra
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I think the FROZEN part of planet BAR is....a great idea !!! ;-)))
For you to know, I have just ( well, on Friday at school...) signed a petition against...WATER. Pfffffff!!! ( my Science colleagues are kinda playful....;-) The pupils came up to the staff room & asked us to sign a petition against Dihydrogen Monoxide.... ( = How gullible are we ??? ) ( Errr ...It�s ...WATER. :-((( You know what ? I signed it!!! Pffff! I hate all these pesticides.............!:-))) Have a great weekend! Val .....Mind you, French people never use water : they do not wash, nor drink water ( ...). On second thoughts, I was right to sign, no???? :D
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1 Apr 2017
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MoodyMoody
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She �d be disappointed if there were a ban on dihydrogen dioxide.  (from "Peroxide Blonde in a Hopped-Up Model Ford", Brian Setzer and the Nashvillains.) |
1 Apr 2017
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