All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady.

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, �How many of you have forgiven your enemies? �

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Miss Joyce � �; �Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? �

I don �t have any. � She replied, smiling sweetly.

�Miss Joyce", that is very unusual. How old are you? �

�Ninety-eight. � she replied.

�Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? �

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
�I outlived the bitches. �