Thank you, Cariboo, for choosing my daffynition! And here is your new word. Now remember dearies, we don �t want the real definition, we want a funny one. Or witty, silly, meaningful etc... And here it is...

       

                                              CRYOLIPOLYSIS 

This is the title of a famous poem from... Les !

Here it is :

 

Poland y* Spain

Isis wants you to visit !

Cry ô Lily

Porridge y Spanish paëlla

Isis wants you to eat !

Cry ô Lily

Post office y Special Affair Office

Isis wants you to run !

Cry ô Lily

Poly the pony �s neck

 

 

As you all know very well Les can speak several languages and he decided to use "y" (the Spanish word for AND) to show his respect to Victor, our dear wedmaster ;)

You �re welcome Lynne !

 

Cry as in cryptozoology 

 

and lipolysis derives from  liposuction

 

So crylipolysis is the surgeon procedure  underwent by Mrs Yeti to try to look at her best for the holiday season.

Oups surgery procedure not surgeon. Silly me :)

 

Lipolysis - a swollen mouth, a �fat lip� 

Cryolipolysis means the result of a threat carried out by a bully to give his victim a fat lip for being a crybaby and or tattletale: a sore, swollen, puffy mouth.

Cryolipolysis�

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cry-, prefix meaning "cold"

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oligo-: Shortened to oli by elision. Means just a few, scanty. From the Greek "oligos" that likewise means few, scanty. Appears in oligodactyly (few fingers), oligohydramnios (too little amniotic fluid) �

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�poly-: prefix From the Greek "polys", many. The prefix "poly-" appears in many medical terms including polyarteritis, polycystic, polyp, etc. Poly is short for polymorphonuclear leukocyte (a type of white blood cell).

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Cryolipolysis- 1.�the state of having too many or too few colds. 2. the state of temperatures being too high or too low.

Cryolipolysis

Cryo: Cold

Lip/-o: Pertaining to the lips

-lysis: A transformation

 

Cryolipolysis: The swift freezing of the lips when exposed to cold weather.

As some of you may know, I recently joined a VERY exclusive London Mayfair club. We meet on the 31^st day of every month which begins with an �S�. Our meetings are held in a well-known Tie Restaurant.

We are a small group of Masters of Unusual Grammar. Our purpose is to devise a really difficult challenge for our Members to accomplish. We then invent a grammatical name to describe it.

At our December meeting, it was proposed that the challenge should consist of walking the entire circumference of the Moon, wearing only a ski hat and a pair of skis, and pulling a sledge of equipment.

This will consist of 1,000 bananas and a large container of camel�s milk for nourishment. Plus, an electric blanket for warmth.

By pure coincidence, the name we have chosen for this challenge is:

cryolipolysis

Unfortunately, I am still on probation. So, I�m not allowed to leave the country to take part in the challenge.

But I suggest that you watch the latest news to see an old Master at work. The soles of his feet will rest on the soul of his feat.

He is demonstrating that only a real MUG will attempt it.

Les Douglas.