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Caption competition
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cunliffe
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Caption competition
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What happened to the caption competition? Last I heard, it was allakoalla... In the meantime, what about your best one liners? This one made me laugh: Psychotherapist: You are in denial. Patient: No way!
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26 Mar 2020
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maryse pey�
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patient : I am afraid the virus of coronation has struck me ! Doctor : I do think you are drinking too much Corona beer with Cow Vivid 19, the viral cow escaped from a military lab ... |
26 Mar 2020
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Aisha77
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Patient: I cannot stand the addiction to modern technology... People should go back to old habits... Therapist: Well, well, well I understand you... Do you mind if I go for my electronic pad note? I prefer to take notes there, I�ll go on with you in a moment! You can relax here, play some games with your mobile or use WhatsApp in the meanwhile... Patient: You know what? I�d rather jump out your window! Therapist: Oh! Then wait, I will take my own mobile to take a selfie of that moment... I tell you when to jump... |
26 Mar 2020
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karagozian
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Patient : How can I get rid of this virus which is virtually killing me ?
Therapist : Disconnect from the Internet.
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26 Mar 2020
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Aisha77
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Patient: Doctor, I need marriage counselling... Therapist: Fine, would you like to start tomorrow? Patient: I don�t know... Therapist: What don�t you know? Patient: You see? I never agree with myself... That is why I need the counselling... Therapist: I don�t follow you Patient: I am self-marriage, and I never know what to do... |
26 Mar 2020
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redcamarocruiser
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I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming. |
26 Mar 2020
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Jayho
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Heard on the local morning radio show: New social distancing rules:
You must keep 1.5 metres away from other people,
Married couples, you can just keep doing what you normally do  |
26 Mar 2020
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spinney
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"Doctor, doctor, I think I am a psychiatrist!" "Who are you? How did you get in here? And what the devil do you mean by waking me up?" |
27 Mar 2020
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