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cunliffe
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I love jokes
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I like most jokes, but jokes about German sausages are the wurst. |
2 Feb 2023
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FrauSue
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People in German-speaking countries have been stocking up on cheese and sausage as they fear an imminent apocalypse. They�re preparing for the Wurst-Käse scenario. |
2 Feb 2023
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douglas
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Say those that consider spotted dick as a treat-- in the USA we would see a doctor about it. O.O
Went to my local butcher the other day and it isn�t what it used to be. They have started making sausage from birds--they�ve taken a tern for the wurst.
I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat.
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3 Feb 2023
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jannabanna
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How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill! |
3 Feb 2023
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spinney
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Why do the French eat snails? Because they do not like fast food. |
3 Feb 2023
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viccxx
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All these jokes are a banger! |
3 Feb 2023
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cunliffe
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Loved these, thank you! Lynne |
4 Feb 2023
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spinney
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I find Chinese dumplings very unsatisfying. I am always left wonton more. |
7 Feb 2023
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cunliffe
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Thank you Dale!  I send these to my local branch of the University of the Third Age and they publish them in their newsletter. Lynne |
9 Feb 2023
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