Some funny poems about teachers just for your pleasure!

My Teacher Took My iPod �
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by Kenn Nesbitt �
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My teacher took my iPod.
She said they had a rule:
I couldn�t bring it into class
or even to the school.

She said she would return it;
I�d have it back that day.
But then she tried my headphones on
and gave a click on �Play.�

She looked a little startled,
but after just awhile,
she made sure we were occupied
and cracked a wicked smile.

Her body started swaying.
Her toes began to tap.
She started grooving in her seat
and rocking to the rap.

My teacher said she changed her mind.
She thinks it�s now okay
to bring my iPod into class.
She takes it every day.

and one more...

� My Teacher Sees Right Through Me �
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by Bruce Lansky �
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I didn�t do my homework.
My teacher asked me, �Why?�
I answered him, �It�s much too hard.�
He said, �You didn�t try.��

I told him, �My dog ate it.�
He said, �You have no dog.�
I said, �I went out running.�
He said, �You never jog.��

I told him, �I had chores to do.�
He said, �You watched TV.�
I said, �I saw the doctor.�
He said, �You were with me.��

My teacher sees right through my fibs,
which makes me very sad.
It�s hard to fool the teacher
when the teacher is your dad.

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