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Message board > How the world works lately...
How the world works lately...
gilorit
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How the world works lately...
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This is cool and true! You will like it as I did. Orit
How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.
If your neighbour crashes Into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, And the passengers Kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to Understand the world As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my Old wrinkled butt is parked In front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.
And have a great day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12 Aug 2009
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mariannina
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How right you are gilorit, but... I think positive, I think positive, I think positive,
I think positive, I think positive........
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12 Aug 2009
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JudyHalevi
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Great, wonderful. very funny.
Isn �t human nature wonderul.
Judy |
12 Aug 2009
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serene
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Great! Very funny!
Thanks Orit! |
12 Aug 2009
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