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Games, activities and teaching ideas > good jokes
good jokes
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desdemona85
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good jokes
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Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn �t eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let �s eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won �t go!"
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let �s start from your bank account.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can �t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don �t think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don �t think I know either, Sir!"
Patient: Doctor! You �ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn �t rush to my feet. Why is this?
B: It �s because your feet aren �t empty. |
1 Sep 2010
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Laly59
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Thank you for them. They are very fun, I laughed a lot, kisses! |
1 Sep 2010
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eternalmoonlight
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Thanks for sharing! They are fantastic! Have a nice day  |
2 Sep 2010
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