Scorthoparthenism
Although, in linguistics, change is inevitable, (except from a canteen vending machine), this word is unusual. It retains its original form.
Virtually every student at Glasgow University of Art and Political Orthodoxy, (GUAPO), is a �Scot�, which when pronounced with the local Glaswegian accent, becomes �Sc-or-t�.
The rest is self-evident.
Whenever a student (SCORT) skips (HOP) the boring Art (ART) lessons, and then (THEN) switches to Communism (ISM), it is called "Scort-hop-art-then-ism".
�THE ACTION OF JUMPING OUT OF THE FRYING PAN, INTO THE FIRE�.
I am of Scottish origin and I would not wish to belittle Scottish academic ability.
(As a point of clarification, the opposite of �belittle� is not �bebig�).
At Melrose Academy of Fiscal Intervention and Art (MAFIA), one gifted student achieved a Double Honours Degree, in Art and Mathematics.
He is now an expert at �Painting by Numbers�.
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