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an old woman says to her hubby over the breakfast table "my nipples are as hot today as they were 50 years ago".............. her hubby replies they sure are one of them is in your coffee the other is in your porridge.............you silly old moo!!
You sure you �re not German? An example of German humor (Wikipedia)
Fritzchen and his grandma walk along the pavement. Fritzchen finds a 10 Pfennig coin, but his grandma intervenes: "No, don �t pick up anything lying on the ground!" Soon afterwards Fritzchen finds a 10 Mark note, but again his grandma says "No, don �t pick up anything lying on the ground!" Soon there is a banana
lying on the pavement, grandma steps on it and slips over. "Help me,
Fritzchen!", she cries, but Fritzchen says: "No, don �t pick up anything
lying on the ground!"