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What those kids say!!!



libertybelle
United States

What those kids say!!!
 
Some of the greatest and funniest things said, are said by kids!
One day I asked my class to conjugate the verb "to push".
One boy raised his hand and said:
I push,
you push,
he, she, it pushes
my mother�s a pusher.

I looked at him horrified and said, "your mother�s a pusher?"
"How can you say that?"
And he answered,
My mom�s a nurse at the hospital and she pushes
that little cart from room to room with drugs (medicine) for the patients!

I laughed all day at that one!
Happy holidays
L

22 Dec 2008      





Damielle
Argentina

You have made my morning!!!!

22 Dec 2008     



cheezels
New Zealand

I just laughed into my coffee :-) I can actually imagine you giving a "horrified" look hehe...Kids are great! :-)

22 Dec 2008     



Greek Professor
Greece

AAAA!!! funny... good one.. and i thought...
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22 Dec 2008     



gilorit
Israel

funny.

We can actually write a book with collections of the kids� sayings...

Orit

22 Dec 2008