How fun that was.  You are all so creative, it makes it very hard to choose a winner.

 

This time around we had an apparently cross-dressing(trying to be a hippo or an elephant) , fitness-minded, Mr Universe of  a giraffe that consumes growth pills, protein shakes, marshmallows, tea cakes and even boulders to stay in shape so it won �t be called pencil legs or be stared at during its supersized savannah safari. It seems that all these "healthy" foods have caused a hockey body and some bowel problems that have filled our friend with a lot of air that must somehow be released.  Our dear giraffe has even consulted a plastic surgeon after its visit to the USA in order to prevent looking like the Michelin man and having to wear XXXXLarge jeans.   In the end I believe that the questionable background of this giraffe points to a possible patriarchal elephant. Our friend should give up on photoshopping away its roots and just accept the fact that she is not fat but is a buxom, sensual woman that people stare at out of envy of her self-confidence.

 

 

 

I think Les got it right on this factor so he is the winner--congrats LES (Id the magician) it is now your turn to select a picture for the next caption contest.

 

Thank-you everybody for participating, it was a lot of fun.

 

Douglas