Members,
It is with pleasure that I declare Maryse Pey� the Winner of today �s Caption Competition.
"Stripes make the sinner thinner ..."
Thank you, to all who took part.
(My thanks must also go to Marion G. Her perceptive entry has alerted me to the fact that I may soon find myself detained at Her Majesty �s Pleasure in one of her Penal Establishments For First Offenders Who Should Have Known Better. I am typing this letter under the bedclothes, for fear that somone may hear me and think that I am a Member of Wikileaks intent on stealing Intellectual Property. Lawyers refer to this as: "Typing within tent ... "
I must now go Underground to avoid detection. If you are a Teacher and Part-Time Miner, we may meet some day. I shall be the one with the blackened face and the white T-shirt.
I take comfort from the fact that my wife and my cat believe me implicitly, and they continue to love me, despite all my other failings.
Please, believe me, I AM INNOCENT, no matter what the Tabloid Newspapers may say about me.
LES DOUGLAS
