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Silly clock story



cunliffe
United Kingdom

Silly clock story
 
Here is a little puzzle for your students.

A young man went into a jewellery shop and said to the shop assistant, �Please can I have a potato clock? 

�Well now, � answered the assistant, �we don �t sell those here. We sell alarm clocks, cuckoo clocks and grandfather clocks, but we don �t sell potato clocks. To be honest with you, I �ve never even heard of potato clocks. Are you sure you aren �t mistaken? �

�I �m quite certain �, said the young man, �I �m starting work tomorrow and my mother told me I would have to get a potato clock. �

What did the young man �s mum really say?

2 Nov 2012      





cunliffe
United Kingdom

�You �ll have to get up at 8 o �clock. � LOL

2 Nov 2012     



ueslteacher
Ukraine

Awesome puzzle, Lynne!Clap
Sophia

2 Nov 2012     



ohermann
Czech Republic

Dear Lynne,
if you have some more stories like that one, we will appreciate them. Clap
Oto

2 Nov 2012     



cindyfreksen
Denmark

Haaaaaaa!!! I had to read it a couple of times then find my jordie accent and whoopty there it was ;-) Happy weekend to you

2 Nov 2012     



sa3ida
Tunisia

LOLLOLLOL

2 Nov 2012     



savvinka
Russian Federation

Clap

3 Nov 2012     



jannabanna
France

Great!  Any more !!!

3 Nov 2012