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Inner peace



Peter Hardy
Australia

Inner peace
 

Hi Guys & Gals,

I thought this was too funny to let it slip of the forum so quickly. (My answer to Sonn �s farewell.)  As we are all stressed at times, we can all do with some inner peace, so here it is again: 

A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start.
Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I ´d started & hadn ´t finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys ,a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss.
An telum u luvum.
 
Cehers, Ptere

5 Feb 2015      





Apodo
Australia

LOL

5 Feb 2015     



Missbrittany
France

Excellent!

5 Feb 2015     



Jayho
Australia

Hilarious Peter
 
 
 
Is this your next verse?
 
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the heck are you I think.
I�m not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I�m just a little slort of sheep,
I�m not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don�t know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
�Cause I got all day sober to tomorrow up.
 
Cheers
 
Jayho

5 Feb 2015     



tancredo
Portugal

You are not only very diligent teachers but you are also the funniest ones. Now, I �ll see if I have any unfinished bottle. Maybe I �ll be invaded by some of your wit!
 
Have a nice day 

5 Feb 2015     



Jayho
Australia

Tancredo, alas I can�t take credit for mine. I found it here and changed two words
 

5 Feb 2015     



Gi2gi
Georgia

tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz
 
HeHeHe, I �d been wonderin, who �d be eatin mine choclutz... found da culprit now,  BEWARE ov da ORK revenge!

5 Feb 2015     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

I never opened a bottle that I couldn �t finish. On good days, I share! How nice to be under the affluence of incohol;-))
Come back, Sonn! Don �t be like that! 
Cheers Peter. 
 

5 Feb 2015     



Gi2gi
Georgia

Peter, is that you on the right? 

5 Feb 2015     



chuppacricri
France

Excellent, thank you for making me laugh tonight. I came back home quite stressed after work, so thank you again. I don �t like alcohol but chocolate BEWARE !!

5 Feb 2015