"Another Opening! Another Show!
"There �s No Business Like Show-Business!"
"Laugh, and the World laughs with you!
Weep, and you weep Alone!"
"Sunday Night at the Palladium."
"Get your Act together!"
"Curtains up!"
"In the Limelight"
"Behind the Footlights."
"Don �t upstage me!"
"The Circus is in Town."
"Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen."
"Hello, Folks."
"Well, that �s all Folks."
"It �s a Full House."
"Bums on Seats."
"You can �t get Tickets for Love nor Money."
"It �s a Box-Office Hit."
"It �s a Broadway Hit."
"It �s a Broadway Melody."
"A West End Hit."
"Let �s hit the road!" ... for a Travelling Show.
"Well, That �s Show-business!" ... after a surprising result of a situation.
"He �s a Song-and-Dance Man!"
"My Producer takes 25%"
"The ONE and ONLY ... Mister/Miss XYZ"
"Put your hands together, for ... Mister/Miss XYZ"
"Introducing ... XYZ"
"Your Friend and Mine ... XYZ"
(I should make it clear that �XYZ � is THE most popular Act in the UK! ... Les)
