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ESL forum > Games, activities and teaching ideas > WOD daffynition contest March 20th    

WOD daffynition contest March 20th



redcamarocruiser
United States

WOD daffynition contest March 20th
 

The latest WOD entry is TWITTERPATED.


REMEMBER TO SUBMIT ONLY MADE UP DAFFYNITIONS, NOT THE TRUE DEFINITION.

GOOD LUCK. I hope your imaginations soar.

20 Mar 2019      





maryse pey�
France

"Twit twit twit," the bird is saying, "isn�t it terrible to be pated by a drunk cat that thinks you are her kitten ?"
"Ouch ! You were twitterpated ??? How scared you must have been !"

20 Mar 2019     



douglas
United States

To have been abused on a social media (twitter) by an unfriendly/silly (twit) University of Maryland (my alma mater-"Go Terps!) fan.
 
You�ve been twitterpated
 
 

21 Mar 2019     



FrauSue
France

It�s an adjective to describe an organisation so badly-run that it seems to be entirely staffed by incompetent idiots, or twits.
 
That technology firm will never be a success. It�s utterly twitterpated. 
 
(Some people may choose to use this adjective to describe certain national governments, too...) 

21 Mar 2019     



glutenfree
Poland

It’s a bird therapy for night owls to wake up.

21 Mar 2019     



Aisha77
Spain

It�s the twitter of a couple of birds (TED and PAT) when they talk to each other. These birds are really well known among infants as they are nowadys cartoons... (they practice among them the same sounds when trying to talk)

21 Mar 2019     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

You are walking through a leafy housing estate (a park won�t do; there have to be people and houses because twitterpation is a complex state). You see lovely gardens and every now and then, you spot a well-stocked bird table, or seeders, or fat balls. You spy holly and ivy, excellent sources of food for birds. The sun breaks through the clouds and your heart almost breaks with the joy of the bird song. You love the people who care about the birds even more than you love the birds! Then, you see a garden with an English meadow theme and there are thistles, dandelions, and goldfinches! The birdsong reaches a crescendo. That does it! You experience a kind of ecstasy or twitterpation. You are completely twitterpated. 

21 Mar 2019