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I love jokes



cunliffe
United Kingdom

I love jokes
 
I like most jokes, but jokes about German sausages are the wurst. 

2 Feb 2023      





spinney
United Kingdom

I fear Lynnes humour has taken a tern for the wurst
 

2 Feb 2023     



FrauSue
France

People in German-speaking countries have been stocking up on cheese and sausage as they fear an imminent apocalypse. They�re preparing for the Wurst-Käse scenario.

2 Feb 2023     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

LOLLOLLOL

3 Feb 2023     



douglas
United States

Say those that consider spotted dick as a treat-- in the USA we would see a doctor about it. O.O

Went to my local butcher the other day and it isn�t what it used to be. They have started making sausage from birds--they�ve taken a tern for the wurst.

I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat.


 

3 Feb 2023     



jannabanna
France

How do you make a sausage roll?
 
Push it down a hill!
 

3 Feb 2023     



spinney
United Kingdom

Why do the French eat snails?
Because they do not like fast food. 

3 Feb 2023     



viccxx
Greece

All these jokes are a banger!
 

3 Feb 2023     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

Loved these, thank you!
Lynne  

4 Feb 2023     



spinney
United Kingdom

I find Chinese dumplings very unsatisfying. I am always left wonton more. 

7 Feb 2023     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

Thank you Dale!  I send these to my local branch of the University of the Third Age and they publish them in their newsletter. 
Lynne    

9 Feb 2023