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Tuesday!!!





frenchfrog
France

Anita!

17 Mar 2009     



eng789
Israel

Anita who???

17 Mar 2009     



frenchfrog
France

Anita a tissue! Ah Choo! LOLLOLLOL (I like this one!!)

17 Mar 2009     



frenchfrog
France

And I also like this one:
 
Knock, Knock.
Who �s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that �s why I knocked!

17 Mar 2009     



eng789
Israel

cute - I �m knocked out.
 
Have a great day, evening or night to all.

17 Mar 2009     



douglas
United States

How about:
 
Knock Knock
who �s there?
banana
Banana who?
knock knock
who �s there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who �s there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn �t say banana?

17 Mar 2009     



frenchfrog
France

Yes, I had this one too!
 
Knock Knock
Who �s there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample ! LOLLOLLOL
 
I really like stupid jokes! They make me laugh so much. I am totally incapable of telling jokes, because I immediately start giggling. Every time I tried, it was a complete disaster!!

17 Mar 2009     



douglas
United States

How about:
 
Sid:  "I have a great knock knock joke, do you want to hear it?"
Nancy: "Okay."
Sid: "Cool, say knock knock"
Nancy:  "Knock knock"
Sid "Who �s there?"
Nancy:  "Huh??????"
 
Or
 
Knock knock
who �s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I �m dwowning
 
 

17 Mar 2009     



douglas
United States

For St Patrick �s day:
 
Knock knock
who �s there?
Paddy
Paddy who?
Paddy O �furniture!

17 Mar 2009     



frenchfrog
France

Knock Knock
Who �s there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn �t realise you were some kind of nut !

17 Mar 2009     

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