Have a NICE weekend ;-)

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Have a NICE weekend ;-)

gilorit

Have a NICE weekend ;-)

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell �crocodile? �
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L �
TEACHER: No, that �s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it �s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn �t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I �m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with �I. �
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, �I am. �
MILLIE: All right... �I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. �
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father �s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn �t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don �t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on �My Dog � is exactly the same as your brother �s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It �s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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24 Apr 2009