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ESL forum > Message board > HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND! FUNNY POEMS FOR YOU!!!!    

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND! FUNNY POEMS FOR YOU!!!!



svetamarik Svetlana
Russian Federation

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND! FUNNY POEMS FOR YOU!!!!
 

Some funny poems about teachers just for your pleasure!

My Teacher Took My iPod
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by Kenn Nesbitt �
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My teacher took my iPod.
She said they had a rule:
I couldn�t bring it into class
or even to the school.

She said she would return it;
I�d have it back that day.
But then she tried my headphones on
and gave a click on �Play.�

She looked a little startled,
but after just awhile,
she made sure we were occupied
and cracked a wicked smile.

Her body started swaying.
Her toes began to tap.
She started grooving in her seat
and rocking to the rap.

My teacher said she changed her mind.
She thinks it�s now okay
to bring my iPod into class.
She takes it every day.

and one more...

� My Teacher Sees Right Through Me �
��

by Bruce Lansky �
� �

I didn�t do my homework.
My teacher asked me, �Why?�
I answered him, �It�s much too hard.�
He said, �You didn�t try.��

I told him, �My dog ate it.�
He said, �You have no dog.�
I said, �I went out running.�
He said, �You never jog.��

I told him, �I had chores to do.�
He said, �You watched TV.�
I said, �I saw the doctor.�
He said, �You were with me.��

My teacher sees right through my fibs,
which makes me very sad.
It�s hard to fool the teacher
when the teacher is your dad.

Have a GREAT WEEKEND!!!




24 Apr 2009      





libertybelle
United States

Hey S.
*giggle* Really good ones!
Thanks for sharing!
L

24 Apr 2009     



eng789
Israel

I am going to use both for end of school - lazy days - my kids will love them.  BIG THANKS!!!!

24 Apr 2009     



nebo_Londona
Russian Federation

Clap thanx a loot)))

24 Apr 2009     



skudjova
Bulgaria

  Check this out and have fun: 
 http://www.gigglepoetry.com/poemcategory.aspx?CategoryID=44&CategoryName=Teacher%20&%20Principal%20Poems

24 Apr 2009     



skudjova
Bulgaria


This is my favourite:

Get out of bed

by Diane Shore

"Get out of bed, you silly fool!
Get up right now, it�s time for school.
If you don�t dress without a fuss,
I�ll throw you naked on the bus!"

"Oh, Mom, don�t make me go today.
I�m feeling worse than yesterday.
You don�t know what I�m going through.
I�ve got a strange, rare case of flu.

"My body aches, my throat is sore.
I�m sure I�m knocking on death�s door.
You can�t send me to school�achoo!�
�Cause everyone could get it, too.

"Besides, the kids despise me there.
They always tease and always stare.
And all the teachers know my name.
When something�s wrong, it�s me they blame."

"You faked a headache yesterday.
Don�t pull that stuff on me today.
Stop acting like a silly fool�
The principal cannot skip school!"

Have a nice weekend!!!!!!!!! Smile

24 Apr 2009     



eng789
Israel

I like a surprise ending.  Thanks

24 Apr 2009     



eng789
Israel

I like a surprise ending.  Thanks

24 Apr 2009     



ariangie
Costa Rica

It �s true the ending is great!!!LOL

24 Apr 2009     



gilorit
Israel

Thank you for the LOVELY poems :-)
Orit

24 Apr 2009     



sedefg�l
Turkey

What a surprising end! I liked it too much! thank you!

24 Apr 2009