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Sad news and funny post if it works



roneydirt
United States

Sad news and funny post if it works
 
First sad, don �t know if you know the actor but he is 71 years old and maybe suicide.   Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok.  I grew up on his Kung-fu movies, oh the mighty Grasshopper.
 
 Sorry couldn´t get the pictures to pop up as well...


Can �t eat pork,

Swine flu...

Can �t eat chicken,

Bird flu.

Can �t eat Beef,

Mad cow....

Can �t eat eggs,

Salmonella.

Can �t eat fish,

heavy metal poisons in their waters..

Can �t eat fruits and veggies,

insecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!

Remember - - - �STRESSED �

spelled backwards! is

�DESSERTS �

Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds

Delete it and you will gain 10 pounds immediately!

 

That �s why I had to pass this on - -

-      - - didn �t want to risk it - - -

And I wanted to put a smile on your face.

5 Jun 2009      





alien boy
Japan

Grasshopper has left the monastery Cry

Ice cream & chocolate for breakfast before work... in memory of Kwai Chang Caine...

"Embrace hope, it will become part of your being. Embrace despair, and it will become part of your destiny."

5 Jun 2009     



mena22
Portugal

I �m also very sad since I also grew up watching his kung fu series. I never missed an episode. Wish he had embraced hope instead.
 
Have a good night.
mena

5 Jun 2009     



Tere-arg
Argentina

The same here.




Master Kan:
Seek always Peace. Wear no path for the footsteps of others unless the soul is endangered. We are linked by our souls. To endanger one, endangers all, but when one is endangered, then the soul must become a warrior.

Master Po:
Who can know himself well enough to speak for all? Who is so well founded to hear all? The sage says �Shape clay into a vessel; cut doors and windows for a room; it is the spaces with which make it useful � So we must listen for  the spaces between us.

Caine:
  The body is the arrow, the spirit is the bow. You must learn to use the strength of the spirit




5 Jun 2009     



ants
Switzerland

Hi Tere-Arg,
 
I can �t see your picture up on the forum?
please send it again.Smile
Thanks.
Fiona.

5 Jun 2009     



douglas
United States

 
KCC: May I ask, master? When I leave the temple, what will be expected of me?
Poe: To walk the roads of the land, and use what you have learned for the needs and benefit of the people.
KCC: Will I always know when to act and when to stand off?
Poe: That which you do not know, the doing will quickly teach you.
 
KCC=Kwai Chang Caine (David Carradine in Kung Fu)

5 Jun 2009