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ESL forum > Grammar and Linguistics > Linguistic joke    

Linguistic joke





ueslteacher
Ukraine

@Alex: Ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! Thanks for this one!
Sophia

9 Mar 2012     



GAZA_CHILD
Palestine

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 
because 7 8 9.

9 Mar 2012     



GAZA_CHILD
Palestine

Alex to postman:any mail for me today?
Postman:there �s a female for you,

9 Mar 2012     



GAZA_CHILD
Palestine

Alex to postman:any mail for me today?
Postman:there �s a female for you,

9 Mar 2012     



GAZA_CHILD
Palestine

Alex to postman:any mail for me today?
Postman:there �s a female for you,

9 Mar 2012     



colibrita
United Kingdom

Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, but the barman says, "We don �t serve string here."

So the second one tries and is turned away in the same way.

The third piece of string lies down on the ground, rolls around, gets itself all frayed and tangled up, then goes and orders a beer.

The barman, by now exasperated, demands, "Look, are you a piece of string?"

And the string replies, "No, I�m a frayed knot."


Source: http://videoweb.nie.edu.sg/phonetic/phonetics/jokes.htm

9 Mar 2012     



almaz
United Kingdom

Like it, Colibrita. Here �s another one from the linguistic memepool:



I used this a lot last Christmas. 

9 Mar 2012     



colibrita
United Kingdom

A man walks into a psychiatrist�s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, �Well, I can clearly see you�re nuts"

9 Mar 2012     



Nicola5052
United Kingdom

Why did the Mexican throw his wife out of the window?

Tequila!!

9 Mar 2012     



ueslteacher
Ukraine

HA-HA! You, people, rock! I feel special when I get a joke in EnglishBig smile not many people get Russian jokes when they are translated, so it �s really awesome to be able to get the foreign sense of humourBig smile
Sophia

9 Mar 2012     

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