Linguistic joke

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Linguistic joke

cunliffe

Glad you enjoyed these, dear Sophia - haven ï¿½t we all had a laugh? Here ï¿½s another for you.

Why are there no casinos in China? Because they don ï¿½t like to bet.

9 Mar 2012

donapeter

What mare scares you at night? A nightmare!

10 Mar 2012

donapeter

and .....my favorite

Ode to a Spell Chequer

I have a spelling chequer
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for my revue
miss takes I cannot see
I ï¿½ve run this poem threw it
I ï¿½m shore your pleased two no
its letter perfect in its weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

10 Mar 2012

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